давайте общаться на английском)))

btw, why u ask him, not me directly? smth makes u think he knows me? in such case u r very wrong :)

well, guess that's exactly where i got a great deal of what you've read here, so... but thanks for the tip, anyways :)

Поверьте, u и r вместо you и are смотрятся хорошо в комментах на ***.

А ........ и еще: вы на английский переносите русскую грамматику.

no, it only proves that i'm fooling around and having fun here. I've never had a purpose of loading myself with academic english, at least not in such place :) And I do wonder now if you've ever read any natives chatting? Ever been to any local sites? I have my doubts after what u've just said, coz english there is far more primitive than mine :) they are too practical to bother with what you blame me for. so don't be too surprised to get lost in all the acronyms they use instead of full words :) i mean my "u" is simply nothing compared to that ;)

in english, pls, would ya? see the topic? I don;t really care how they look like, the point is there and the form doesn't change at all. as for my russian grammar, i'm really always up to improving, so, could you kindly pinpoint a couple of examples here? much appreciated :)

Vaša jezikovna vojna še traja kako lahko vidim . Ali učil se nekdo slovenščino ? Zakaj govoriti samo angleščino ?

unfortunatelly I have to take off now, but i'll certainly drop in later. You got me pretty curious now ;) for the amercans I am in touch with can't tell the difference. So I understand that everybody's a critic nowadays, but at the same time I do hope you didn't just step in for some lame accusations, and you ready to be a bit more constructive in your estimates :) And finally I'm really looking forward to speaking to you in English :) full stop

ah, you ARE reading us actually! nice to know :) that about the only thing I got from your post :) gotta go now, later!

Да мне параллельно, насколько вы считаете примитивным их язык по сравнению с вашим.

Но если вы хотите улучшить свой английский язык - я бы рекомендовала вам прислушаться к моим советам.

*пожав плечами*

Зря вы думаете, что я вас обвиняла.

Я лишь комментировала.

Не хотите прислушаться - не надо.

А ты сик? Тебе сколько раз повторять одно и то же?

ну, что ж :) этого следовало ожидать (к сожалению) для чего мне прислушиваться к словам кого-то, кто даже не в состоянии говорить со мной на английском? только подумайте об этом и поймете, насколько ваши слова параллельны мне :) поэтому, ей-богу, не стоило и трудиться :)

да нет! я, как раз, очень хочу! серьезно. только не пойму к чему именно имеет смысл прислушиваться при таком-то раскладе :) вы просто не оставляете мне выбора, не так ли? ok, i have no intention to argue here in russian, that'd be completely pointless and stupid. so... I was really looking forward to read your english and, maybe (ideally), pick up a thing or two for myself. But alas! All you show is groundless critique. You don;t even wanna bother to support it with any specific examples :( what a shame! Bottomline: so far it's only marletka and myself who had the guts to speak freely here. I mean how more obvious and indicative could this really be? This mere fact speaks for itself, right? And it just proves your posts are nothing but empty unsubstantiated (and I suspect biased) uncalled for comments :) sorrrryy, but you shouldn't have bothered with'em at all in such case. best of luck

не трудись, с тобой закончили :) я могу снизойти до ответа в сторону такого попугая-долбо...носика (не будет загрязнять свою родную речь :) только и исключительно в том случае, если меня это развлекает (ну, ты, кончено, не мог это не заметить и сам) Но сейчас ты стал уж слишком сильно невменяем, местами складывается впечатление, что это просто какой-то программа-бот, а не чел за твоими буковками. Т.е. если бы не твои тошнотворные беспомощные выпады, то я бы точно так и подумала. А с ботом, сам понимаешь, разговарить смысла нет. Я знаю наперед все, что ты можешь мне сказать. Тем более, тут появились более интересные собеседники, так что ...эх, прийдется переключать регистры-таки :) shut your hole already and BEAT IT! got it???

Это с тобой закончили, дура. Ты в жопe. Очень жидко *** и опозорилась. Причем упорствуешь в собственной глупости. И закатываешь истерики. Хотя очевидно что ты не права.

:))))))))))))))))))))))))Наконец-то!:))))))))))))))))

Заучила? Усвоила?:)) Я ведь тебя особенно разнообразием и не баловал, а тыкал носом в одно и то же, дошло теперь?:))))

От прав в этом плане Гриб, тупой бабе сто раз повторишь одно и то же, обоснуешь, а она будет визжать и спорить, только потому что ей такой исход неприятен. И не будет замечать рациональных аргументов и пруфлинков.

fukc off already, looser :) you really think i care what's obvious to you, schmuck :) pathetic as always. I'm done with you for the time being. will let ya know when i'm in the mood to use you as a clown again :) so, stay around, I might need you soon enough :)

oh, god! spare me from the primitive BS again :) Seriously could this be a sane well-functioning human being? Rupher, I can only remind you where to shove all you have to say to me. It all goes directly up your ass, moron :) and get lost for a while, I'll call you when needed

Тупая баба ни дать ни взять. Опять пошла истерика и надувание щек. Прищемил я тебе дуре хвост, ни как не угомонишься. Аж от злости буквы местами меняешь и точки вместо запятых ставишь:)) И все это, не проверив, засылаешь, ибо торопишься от злости:)) То то же, бабодура, будешь знать как со мной по существу спорить.

Даже ник забыла вписать в спешке бабодура:)) Нервничаешь? Трясутся ручки от злости?:)) То то же.

И еще недавно грила, что на вумен вечером из дома ни ногой, тока с работы, а щас каждый вечер заглядывает, волнуется:)))

Заглянула, проглотила? Иди пережевывай, дурища.

how nice to see that i piss you so much :) I mean you wouldn't abuse punctuation so badly for nothing, huh :) oh, how we wike it :)

but you still didn't get it, did ya? there is no such thing as enough :) so, don;t get too prematurely excited i'm not through with ya yet :) will definitely need you as a target again. It's actually unbelievable what fun it is to play troll with a troll :)

specially for you, sucker :) you upstage any other form of entertainment by your mere existence :) just take it from me, asshole :)

well, you are swallowing it without any nickname, don't u? why would I bother to put it in :) didn;t you still get it that I only do what I please. miserable poor schmuck.

bis morgan now. Will continue this execution of you tomorrow, I promise :) so, sleep tight, duchbag :) hugs and kisses :)

Вот хоть что-то по существу сказала? Ничего. Дура. Просто дура. Хлещет говнoм и только.

asshole и sucker - твой ребенок.

Давай, пиздуй, обещалка. Как ты тут жидко *** все видели, а то что ты и дальше будешь хлестать дерьмом и сыпать оскорблениями я знаю. Тебе ж больше ничего не остается. В споре по существу ты слилась.

duchbag - твой ребенок.

А ты в англоязычной среде живешь?

Не живу.

Но дозированно злоупотребляю ;))

Не понял.

как то это не по-английски, сударь)))

Ну да, это по заслугам.

Baileys The Original , dream is writing exactly how you would write on american forum. When I was dating, I also used u instead of you, gf instead of girlfried, btw instead of by the way. THis is how people communicate online here (I mean Canada). But I do lot's of documentation in English, so my English is more business like. I'll be honest, I would never be able to swear like dream, have no idea where she got it all from. Of course, I watch movies and go to comedy clubs (love them) and there are lot's of brutal swearing, but I never could pick it up. I guess, I am too old for that

Rup, I do not want to get into your argument with dream. Loved reading dream's comments though. So passionate :)

You cannot use me as an expert. I just say what I think, just express my opinion. It does not mean I am 100% right. I gave the website and there is discussion and american people comments about the subject. So, let's just drop it already and discuss something else

Dream, do you need German for work? I want to learn French but do not have time and it is hard to find practice here. But it would really help me to land a government job. I work for a reputable company but people get fired all the time. Really hard to get fired from a government job

Where is the author?

Dream, how is yous macro thing going?

well, hello, lover boy :) you don't need to try and prove us you are a dumbass time and time again :) it's all but transparent already. it's a shame, but I don;t have kids. sorry for you to miss the whole point :) well, as usual though. and it's funny that you brought up buddy mushroom actually! it just occured to me that you and your mushroom buddy are pretty evenly matched, both quite the imbeciles. I'm really sorry but I just have no clue how to handle ppl with such serious brain malfunctions. It wouldn't be too noble of me to go on making fun of an invalid. So, if you are really looking for further feedback from me, simply go reread my former comments. They already have pretty much everything I had to say to you. Wouldn't bother repeating myself, as it's kinda lost the fun part of it, you know. Therefore, unless you come to senses now and stop throwing shit around, I can't but ignore all your imbecile remarks. that's probably the best I could do for your own sake, looser :)

and now, back to sanity :) and what a pleasure it is to do! Well, not really for work as such, otherwise I'd have been nearly incapable of performing it :) I work in a multinational where the working language is english, of course (that's why I'm a tad sick of daily routine business english and all this formal setup around me, need to loosen up and get naughty from time to time :) Well, as you might imagine there are plenty of Germans here as well, since it all takes place in Germany :)

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french sounds really cool. i'd highly reccommend it, if you ask me :) it might be weird but my new boss is french :) and in general my department happens to have a lot of french ppl. plus of course some germans, italians, brits, polish and so forth. you can find here nearly all nations, if you need to. it is really a multi-cultural scene. not that many of americans though :( quite a few canadians for sure :) but they all seem to be francophones from montreal, so..their english is not too informative frankly. but they have cuter french accent than the french ppl imho :) tend to omit "h" in the beggining of a word :)

it's a longer story than i thought :) it was all but ready friday (must admit i had to get some assistence from an IT genius intern here :) i mean it's not his primary field, but he does miracles with all this shit :) However, as soon as we had it up and running, there was a need for a change in the whole template! darn! believe it or not, i was pretyy despirate coz now the whole scenerio needs rewriting. so, instead of wasting too much time on it together, i've reassigned it to the genius :) he promised to be ready one of these days. then i'll just need to apply it to 8 different templates and maintain (hopefully! coz you know how tricky it is with macros! i need 8 different ppl to work with these 8 templates and then send them back to me with their inputs, monthly. so, if smth goes wrong, or they don;t have the latest excel version, or do smth to it, the whole thing would be pretty much f*cked up! now, come to think of it, i'd rather leave it all in the old manual fashion. it just doesn't seem to be worth it so far. but i try to hold my conclusions till i see it working.

oh my, aren't I too chatty today? :) that was a lot of typing :) hope you can appreciate it, Marly :)

btw, would you mind my calling you marly? i'm really known for truncating and downsizing whatever there is to be truncated :) i just think it's more optimal out of practical considerations. and it sounds nicer in this case, too :) what you think?

oh! c'mon!! you gotta be kidding me now, right? how could one be too old for such a thing :) frankly, i've got no clue where i've picked it either :) i guess all those sitcoms corrupted my english :) so beware if you wanna stick to your virginity in terms of bad language :) i, for one, seem to like getting naughty once in a while. besides, as you might imagine, i've never had a proper to chance to use this kind of vocabulary before :) so, i've got to hand it to our dear scumbag here :) he really expanded some horizons :)

well, since no one seems to be here...later!

Боже, что здесь происходит??? Я думала ветка заглохла.

ща буду читать..

hmm.. Wonderful idea to chat in English here) and it seems to be popular, since so many post have been written already!

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welcome to our fun party :) so, what would be your area of interests? not cocks, hopefully! :))

hi everybody) I am going to English lessons today)

i'm just back from my german class. it was pretty nice :) the teacher seems really sweet, but demanding. already asked to write an essay as home assignment :( i should really switch the mode from english to german now...