давайте общаться на английском)))

Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?

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Author didn't specify this:)

Или it.

it seems to me should be *that*)

site gluchits) I'm clicking on reload to see new posts but it 's showing page not in updated format . has anybody the same problem?

Мож просто нет новых сообщений?:)

there are! ) i"ve sent this message 3 times, but it didn't appear.

oh, it definitely gluchits!)

And macros too. I specialize in SQL and .NET, VBA for applications. Macros is nothing compared to what we do

I think you just say

Author didn't specify

You do not need this as it is self explanatory

Or

Author didn't specify this

is correct too

You should say: the website is glitching

ахахах)))зачет))))

If you read the whole topic, author was hoping that somebody would correct the mistakes; so people, who wants to learn English, could know where their weak spots are. By the way, I am not very good with punctuation.

i hate myself and i want to die

DAVAI NA TRANSLITE EBASHIT AT DUSHICHKI LUCHSHE)

325 UMRI KTO MESHAET TO?

What the hell is going here ??? Fuck!!! If i see again insults at someone's adress, i will send report to administrator!! and call me an supergrass, I DON"T CARE!!! We are talking politely whith each other here. So do the same Курт and Я or go away!

Hello my name is Inna***)

Hello ,İnna) Nice to meet you. İ'm Yana)

Hey, check this out..it is outrageously funny

http://www.guyspeak.com/dictionary/a/

where is all?(((((

hello everybody, please advice me free site for upper-intermediate level leaners

OMG, what an influx of new speakers :) Welcome, ppl!

Rup, I am grateful for your concern. They were not THAT bad after all :) The panda thing still sounds kinda childish and primitive to me, but it's all IMHO. I don;t claim anything :) Hopefully the rest of the audience could get its point :) It is about English indeed.

This is my personal winner :) This "gluchits" upstages all the jokes above :)

That's just great! Could you help me with one in such case? I don;t work with them normally, but I need to aotomize some sheets to collect inputs from various divisions. Namely: I need each sheeet to be updated by pressing a button. This should enable excell read the status in the table (there is conditional formatting behind it which makes it green, yellow or red, depending on the value in the respective cell) So excell should "read" this status and assign and insert respective gauge (which is a graphic object) next to the table with this status. There are 4 tables per sheet and 12 months per table. So the macros should also indentify the current month where it should look up the data for the status. Am I making any sense to you now?

Еating?? Интересный жаргонизм. Почему итинг? А не ликинг? То есть для англоязычных это выглядит скорее как поедание, а не лизание?:))

Glad to see ya, Rup :) Puchemu? How do I know? Just because :) "eat pussy" is a set phrase. You can also lick it of course. But I guess "eating" is more than just "licking" and is commonly used in cloquial speech for "cunnilingus". I, personally, like "give head", which is universal = can be used for both male and female :)

what a subject, huh!

give head??:)) Еще лучше:))

a to! nikakih zato pussy ne nado, skromnen'ko tak :)

А помнишь песню You gotta lick it? Мне все время хотелось узнать, там именно оно имелось ввиду?:)

chto-to tema sjehala ne tuda :) don't wanna be a bad influence in english :) why don't we switch to smth more decent? Any ideas?

И как нужно произносить это полной фразой? Please, give me head?

А мне нравится тема:) Тем более что мы обсуждаем ее с точки зрения языкознания.

net, ne pomnyu. Znayu pesnyu pro "lollipop" no tam inoskazatel'no po smyslu podhodit imenno lick, potomu chto rech pro ledenets i morozhenoe

nu, kak znaesh' :) glavnoe, chto prigodilis' znaniya potom, a to vpustuyu

gotta have some lunch now...

later!

Если интересно можешь легко найти на ютубе по этим ключевым словам + 20 fingers.

well, not so easily as you think :) Youtube is certainly blocked here. Only at home, but I seldom open woman at home. Is it really worth it? If you really wanna know, better paste here the lyrics. I'll take a look

:)) overlooked this one. Vezhlivyo kakoi :)) Do you ask that in russian? Preparing to start dating a foreigner? Spill the beans, Rup :)

You gotta lick it, before we kick it,

you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it

You gotta lick it, before we kick it,

you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it

Boom-ba-da-da-da-da .

Baby work it

I met a real cutie

He had a nice tight booty

He seemed to be the freaky lover type

Let's cut right through the chase

C'mon and get a taste

You've got to face it

So that I can get hype

You gotta lick it, before we kick it,

you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it

You gotta lick it, before we kick it,

you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it

Boom-ba-da-da-da-da .

Baby work it, baby work it

Baby work it, baby work it ....

Before you can stick and move

You gotta grin in the groove

You know men are dogs

So go bark up somebody else's tree

Here boy come and get it

Come on and show ur able

And go below my navel

Don't be a tease just give me what I like

I'm full of freakiness

So give my cat a kiss

And make me purr

So we can do this right

You gotta lick it, before we kick it,

you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it

You gotta lick it, before we kick it,

you gotta get it soft and wet so we can kick it

Boom-ba-da-da-da-da .

Baby work it, baby work it

Baby work it, baby work it ....

По-русски конечно прошу:)

Ну, мало ли, мож придется и форинершу просить:) Все таки как это звучит по-английски? И это по-английски или по-американски?

Мне один друг говорил, что он (в Америке) tells it like that: please, suck my cock:)

Почитал сам эти стихи и почти уверен, что именно то самое и имелось в виду:)

нифига себе :) песенки слушаешь :) женский вокал, так понимаю. ну, в общем, ты и сам все понял. песняк не самый замысловатый :) прослушай еще про лоллипоп для разнообразия :) тебе понравится :) она сейчас популярна вроде. только слов там нет почти, даже не знаю, нужно ли лирику искать

вот, твоя тема, Руп :)

I'll lick your ice cream.

And you can lick my lollipop

I'll lick your ice cream.

And you can lick my lollipop..

Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop...

My lollipop, your ice cream,

we can get straight into it

and do it nicely

My lollipop, your ice cream,

we can get straight into it

and do it nicely

It's unbelievable what they say,

you don't hear that everyday

Is it really what you got,

show me that lollipop

It's unbelievable what they say,

you don't hear that everyday

Is it really what you got,

show me that lollipop

Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop...

My lips go round like that,

I'll lick your lollipop

My lips go round like that,

I'll lick your lollipop

Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop...

I'll lick your ice cream.

And you can lick my lollipop

I'll lick your ice cream.

And you can lick my lollipop

(It's unbelievable.)

I wanna go to the candy shop

Yo daddy what you got

move closer baby don't stop

gimme some o' that lollipop

I wanna go to the candy shop

get me some o' that lollipop

take some of that wrapper off

take my time and have a good suck

а тебе как надо-то? какую форинершу собрался просить? Американцу нужно верить :) И можешь быть уверен, что англичанин тоже все поймет :) Язык один :) Это эквивалент нашего: "отсоси-ка мне". Так и говоришь любимой девушке? Не обижается? Очень как-то потребительски получается :)

Совсем не эквивалент! Буквально - пососи мой петушок:)) Разве похоже на "отсоси-ка мне"??

Пока никакую, я на будущее.